Just when I thought that educating the Japanese public about changes to the legal system via women's underwear was about as low as they could go, Triumph International is once again triumphant in pushing the boundaries of bad taste and insulting a generation of women in Japan who, sadly, probably don't even realize they are being regarded about as highly as their married baby-making machine counter-parts that some politicians blame Japan's declining population on.
I speak of the latest evolution of the Japanese "Christmas cake" analogy used on women as a means to pressure them into marriage before they turn 25 and start to go bad. This time it's a bra with a countdown clock with "actively seeking marriage" written below it. The clock features a slot between the cups which, when an engagement ring is inserted into it, stops the countdown and plays the wedding march music.
Behold, the "marriage-hunter" bra:
The great irony here is that any women who even owned one of these might as well pepper spray any man that comes within five feet of them, because that's the effect this will have on their eligibility for dating, much less marriage.
But just in case I am wrong and there will be a significant number of young women F*king BIZWALKing down to the lingerie story to pick up one of these, I would like to suggest improving on the bra by rigging the battery pack with a self-destruct mechanism that would destroy both the women and her potential groom as soon as a ring is inserted and any attempt is made to remove the bra, thereby eliminating the horrifying possibly of reproduction.
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